My parody song for optimizers based on Lady Gaga's hit single Poker Face.
The Song --> http://www.loremaster.org/audio/optimized.m4a
Mah mah mah mah
Mah mah mah mah
I wanna drop em' like they do in DnD please
Kill em' let em' hit me dungeon master playa please (I love it)
Heroic intuition special powers played to start
And after they致e been owned they値l feel my great-sword through their heart
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I値l score my crit, down them with one hit
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow,
I値l score my crit, down them with one hit
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll a natural 20 baby please
Following Lord Tempus is an easy way to cheese
Maxing out crit damage is the way to break the game
And pwning all you monsters is the way I got my fame
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow
I値l score my crit, down them with one hit
Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww, ow-ow-e-ow-ow-ow,
I値l score my crit, down them with one hit
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love them
Kiss or hug them
Cause I'm critin' with my hit地
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my hit-n-running
Just like a thug in the gambino
Take your coin before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this math cause it's marvelous
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
Op-Ti-Mized,
Op-Ti-Mized,
You know of course that I am optimized
(just got owned like nobody)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
OP-op-op-op-ti-mized, op-op-op-op-ti-mized
(Mum mum mum mah)
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